Mark Latham Watch

tBLOG - They're All Arselickers!

tBLOG - They're All Arselickers!: "I'm here to stay! Friday 11.26.04 [1:40 pm] Fair dinkum, I'm getting majorly shat off with all these predictions about my imminent political demise. Like, here, Michael Costello (who I'm sure shares the bastard genes of his knobheaded namesake) attempts a bit of Pythonesque whackiness with a piece describing yours truly as a dead parrot. Memo to Mike: Mate, I'm the funny cunt. I'll do the gags, alright? (Also it's pretty ironic that you're calling me a deceased bird considering your a bloody rooster. And you're parroting the sketch...) But anyway, the rant is far-out fucking bizarre, fair dinkum. Take this bit: And it has emerged from careful analysis of public and private polling that Latham seems to have a politically terminal problem with women, who simply find him scary. How wrong is that? What about all that gushing from arty babes like Rachel Ward and Toni Collette? If focus group research shows that sheilas find me 'scary' there's a perfectly rational explanation: They're just struggling with their own libidistical desires. The mere mention of my name makes them hot and bothered big time, but they don't dare admit it in public. So they end up getting all trembly and that. Remember Jennifer Hawkins and her slip up? (See 'Skirt', here.) It's like that - but on a pan-national scale. The rant includes a shitload of other crap which I won't bother responding to. But to his basic charge that I am a liability I'll say this: If my character had anything to do with our loss, it's only because the public didn't get to know the real me. Give it time, and Aussies will realise I'm a real fun guy with an infectious personality. I'll grow on them, and get right under their skin eventually. Just you wait and see... posted by: MarkL | 1 comments (view/add) StaticLink eSend"

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